Valentine's Day Guide - With SRK

Happy Valentine's day to whoever celebrates it. Shah Rukh being the king of the romance and 50 Shades of Grey releasing today made me come up with this idea. OK, I am joking about the 50 Shades...I frankly don't give a sex about that. And let us or more specifically speaking, me, rejoice the fact that this is the 100th post in this blog! *Sniffs* I never thought I could do 100 posts..

Soooooooo...enjoy. If you think this is yuck then I am sorry about that in advance. Not.
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It's Valentine's day morning honey.

Freshen up...it's a new day and perfect chance to mingle, you stinky butthole.

You can't leave naked during daytime, not recommended.

At least stop being a Mama's boy on this day!

Find your game, son. No pun intended. *Hunter language*

Don't be afraid, they may be wild cats but they won't bite now.

If you whistle, wink or act any other way like a damn pervert, I will personally flush your poophead down the toilet! Keep it cool.

Spread those arms...make sure you use deodorant though.

Nothing beats an exotic vacation with your beau...even if the vacation is on Google Maps or Google Images.

Get to know if she is a psycho or not.

Everything starts from the top.

It is cool to steal something else along with the heart...you know..souvenirs.

Enough playing safe. Life is short, Valentine's Day is just 24 hours.

  

This is where all the hard work at the gym comes to use.

Please don't go to a mattress shop.

See the rest in the first edition of Playgirl and the upcoming edition as well. 

Aww. Did I break any hearts? :( :P

The Creation of Playgirl

I just realized I never talked about my best creation yet. You see, when luck was drunk and hugging me back in 2011, I was able to get two, yes, TWO replies in one day on Twitter. At 3 pm my time...aka PST. I'll just discuss one particular reply here:

@sonataca ha ha...
— SHAH RUKH KHAN (@iamsrk) October 6, 2011

Now you must wonder why on earth would I even ask him such a shameless question. It is because, I, the owner of this diary on blogger, is a big prude. HAHAHAHA. No. I just love his body. Every inch of it. You just have no idea how often I stare at his photos to find moles and sexy points.

Apart from that, I had this naughty, far more shameless than me, bunch of girls as friends who pushed a particular set of neurons in my brain to even think of Playgirl. You heard about Playboy, so Playgirl is my creation, solely to admire the body of Shah Rukh Khan. I don't need any sexual bunny as symbol because Shah Rukh is the symbol of hotness anyway.

So after that tweet, that same bunch of girls and I took up the responsibility to actually make it a reality. But my lack of attention and enthusiasm halted the process. I just didn't know how to create it. How it would be perceived by fans. I needed a drive but there wasn't sufficient information. But let me share with you, the outline and samples of covers and page my friends made

It would be selfish of me to say that these samples sucked. It is actually because of this that I could take my idea forward an year later. But what must have triggered me to take up the responsibility on my shoulder to make it? Here

I was randomly checking out magazine cover generators and I loved this. It also reminded me of how I never made the damn magazine I asked Shah Rukh about. So this crappy cover led me to start making the real deal. It took me weeks which included plenty of palpitations, butterflies racing in my tummy, drooling and I believe I drank buckets of water since I'd get thirsty often. I just can't tell you how ridiculously handsome this man is. I kept my writing bits PG-13 because my mind is PG-13 :(

I would like to thank my angel in virtual disguise who helped me every step of the way, whether it was to provide me with lots of content for the magazine or just hear me out about how deeply I was falling in love with Shah Rukh. It is Luna (ji), the engine of Playgirl. Thank you Luna ji, thank you very much.

Created an year back, here is Playgirl

This is the first edition. I promised myself there would be a second edition because I have lots still to share. But good things take time..

A to Z with Shah Rukh Khan!

It's been such a wonderful time by God's grace that I have been also in a great mood! :D Chennai Express is now the biggest grosser in the history of Bollywood! Masha Allah, hope it releases in more countries, everyone should watch the film and have a fabulous time like I had.

Now I felt like getting creative so I came up with this weird idea of writing the alphabet as a tribute to SRK :P

A for Abs, who has awesome abs?!

B for Baadshah, who is Baadshah Khan?

C for Chennai EXPRESS!!!

D for Dil, he has a golden dil.

E for Enthralling...he's so enthralling that you forget your pain when you see him

F for Films...the medium through which we got to know this man :D

G for Girls, uh girls die on the man!!

H for Hum...the SRK fans ^_^

I for India...Shah Rukh Land!

J for Jeet, he loves to winnnnnnn

K for KKR, korbo lorbo jeetbo re?? Remember? :P

L for Life....he makes our lives beautiful

M for Macho....he is the most macho and cutest man :D

N for Naam...toh suna hogi na? :P

O for Oxygen...I really needed it while making Playgirl. :|

P for Pyar, what life without pyar?? :(

Q for Quilt!! Confession, he looks so hot wearing quilt vests or coats.

R for Rahul...Raj...Ram...Raja...Rizwan

S for Saans...most girls forget taking saans if they meet him.

T for Theater...at least I do watch his movies in theater :P :P

U for Untying his tie in a fantasy...then Unbuttoning his shirt. Definitely a fantasy.

V for Villain...he is one of the best villains I have seeeeen

W for World...he rules the world!!

X for Xylophone. Joking, Xtra-large! He's King after all!!!

Y for Young. He is proof that you can get younger as your age gets higher

Z for Zoommmmmmmmm into some special pics...ahhhh

I know this post doesn't make any sense but you know you enjoyed it :p

Shah Rukh's Co-Actors

I have said this countless amounts of time that movies equal to Shah Rukh Khan for me. I never really cared about other movies or the actors in them. This kind of sets up a image for the actors who work with Shah Rukh. Today you will get to read about my own set of titles/descriptions I gave to some actors who have occasionally worked with Shah Rukh throughout the 20 years.

Farida Jalal..."Kabhi Saas Kabhi Maa"
DDLJ, she was Shah Rukh's mother-in-law then mother in KKHH and Duplicate. I may be forgetting a few. I always viewed Farida as Shah Rukh's mother mostly, to be honest. If I ever saw her play a mother to some other actor, I'd actually think that she is angry with Shah Rukh hence she got another son!

Kajol..."My favorite man's real wife"
I am sure that I was never the only idiot kid who thought that Kajol and Shah Rukh were actually in love with each other or were married. My illusion broke in 2001 when I got to know that there is a lady named Gauri who is the actual wife/love of Shah Rukh. I'd see him with Kajol in like so many movies (yes repeated telecasts were each a different movie) because I never watched a full movie until many years later! Heck, I watched Baazigar full the first time in 2004 only.

Aishwarya Rai..."The girl who never got to be together with Shah Rukh"
Mohabbatein, she's a freaking ghost lover of Shah Rukh. Devdas, married off to someone who's nearly her father's age. Shakti the Power, love is a rascal so no dream union either. Hum Tumhare Hai Sanaam, besides a scene, she played a blind character and the irony of her role was that she loved Salman Khan. Josh, well this is it, they couldn't be lovers so Happy Rakshabandhan to each other. Need I say more?

Rani Mukherji..."Completing corner of the love triangle"
The best SRK-Rani movies were love triangles like K3G, KKHH, KANK, and Paheli in my opinion. After starring in movies where she's been the loser, she started playing the center of the triangle role in Paheli and KANK! Chalte Chalte was off the track sort of movie which had a shadow of a love triangle.

Arjun Rampal..."Shah Rukh's dushman of all time"
OSO, KANK, and Ra.One? It's always Arjun vs Shah Rukh! Shah Rukh leads the war as the score is 2-1. Although I doubt Dev even bothered about Jai in KANK. Either they are fighting for love or a kid. Well love comes in all forms, eh?

Preity Zinta..."Shah Rukh's favorite lady to ditch"
In Dil Se, Shah Rukh ditched her and went to die with another lady. In KHNH, Shah Rukh was nice enough to leave her with her best friend then die unlike Dil Se. In Veer Zaara, they finally unite...but 22 years after they fell in love. In KANK, Shah Rukh just turned really mean and ditched her and his kid as well! So unfortunate although I love to see them together.

Deepak Tijori..."The back then Arjun Rampal"
He was the ultimate kabab's unwanted haadi. In Anjaam, Shah Rukh got so tired of him that he just killed him. In KHKN, he was nice enough to let go of his love Aana for his rich yet dumb friend played by Deepak.

Amitabh Bachchan..."Secret Enemy"
In Mohabbatein, all throughout the movie, Raj and Narayan Shankar fight a love-hatred war where Raj triumphs! In Paheli, he's the one who gets the human Kishan to win, making the ghost lose by blackmailing. In KANK, well doh, he's Rishi's father but advices Maya at the end to leave Rishi and indirectly tells her to go to Dev. In Bhootnath, Shah Rukh touches upon Bhootnath's main reason of anger, Bhootnath's son! In K3G, Amitabh ji just throws Rahul out for 10 years but still there is union.

Well, that's all I got to say. I don't thank you for reading, not even sorry about it! :P

A song for Shah Rukh

There are many songs from Hindi films that I feel like singing to Shah Rukh if he were in front of me. Alas, that ain't gonna happen! First of all, I doubt any word will be coming out of my mouth when I meet him, forget singing!

Anyway, for now, I'll share one of my favorite songs that is dedicated to my King.

The song is "Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hain" from the movie Aandhi

Here are the lyrics:

Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai - 2
Nahi To Charaago Se Lau Jaa Rahi Thi
Jeene Ki Tumse Wajeh Mil Gayi Hai
Badi Bewajeh Zindagi Jaa Rahi Thi
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai          

Kaha Se Chale Kaha Ke Liye
Ye Khabar Nahi Thi Magar
Koi Bhi Seera Jaha Jaa Mila Wahi Tum Miloge
Ke Ham Tak Tumhaari Duwa Aa Rahi Thi
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai
Nahi To Charaago Se Lau Jaa Rahi Thi
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai         

Din Dooba Nahi Raat Doobi Nahi
Jaane Kaisa Hai Safar
Khwaabo Ke Diye Aankho Mein Liye Wahi Aa Rahe The
Jaha Se Tumhaari Sada Aa Rahi Thi
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai
Nahi To Charaago Se Lau Jaa Rahi Thi
Tum Aa Gaye Ho Noor Aa Gaya Hai

Lyrics courtesy of http://www.hindilyrix.com

Now if you want a translated version, let me know and I'll translate it
in English for you as best as possible.

Take care!