Some disturbance...~SPOILERS~

If you are a regular visitor to this blog then you must have made out by now that I have truly loved Ra.One. I watched it the second time last night and liked it even better. It is the same case like any other sci-fi movie, watching it once is never enough to understand the story of the movie. In this post of mine, I want to open my heart about all the things going on post the movie's release.

I have already made my point about haters and critics who bashed Ra.One in my earlier post. What has been more disturbing to me is that Shah Rukh's own fans are not appreciating the movie and are counting it as a big mistake. Since the morning of its release, I have been reading too many stuff that mentions about a fucked up flawed story, bad jokes, poor script, and yada yada. I have said this a few hundred times and will say it again. You need to watch this movie at least twice to understand it. And what hurts me even more is that some of them are my friends. I can't tell them to fuck off, get a life bastard or stuff like that because they mean a lot to me. All I can do is suffer inside. Because I cannot be rude to my friends...it's just impossible. In the last few days, I have been torn apart between friends who liked the movie and friends who disliked it. While I handled such situations by defending both kinds of people but inside, honest to God, I'm up for a fight with those disliked it.

Here is the cruel and unfair side of me.

YOU NEED TO LIKE RA.ONE. UNDERSTAND THE FUCKING STORY! IT IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST NEARLY FLAWLESS SUPERHERO MOVIES EVER MADE IN THIS DAMN FREAKING ASSHOLE WORLD. THE ONLY PLACE THE MOVIE GOT MESSED UP IS IN ITS EDITING. POOR EDITING DONE BY SANJAY AND MARTIN. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN LONGER! BECAUSE THEN THERE COULD HAVE BEEN MORE DETAILS PUT IN TO SATISFY THE BRAINS OF DUMBASSES WHO HAVE BEEN RAIDING EVERY SITE WHERE YOU CAN RATE/REVIEW MOVIES. BUT THEN IT WOULD BE CALLED "TOO LONG" AND I ALREADY READ REVIEWS WHERE THEY SAID IT WAS DRAGGING AT SOME POINTS. UGH, DECIDE THE FUCK FOR YOURSELF, WHAT YOU WANT? A MOVIE THAT GIVES EVERYTHING AWAY IN ORDER TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND IT OR A INDIRECT MOVIE THAT GETS YOUR THINKING CAP ON.

My anger has reached the next level after watching it the second time because I understood it better and especially after discussing the movie with my sisters and mother. My mother is not a technological person, even then she enjoyed the movie and is looking forward to watching it in 3D very soon! My sisters want a sequel to it.

After thinking a bit about the fans who are disliking it...I think why they are disliking it is because they analyzed the possible plot of Ra.One, perhaps they analyzed it a bit too much. Of course not all of their theories were correct. Same happened with me the first time I watched it. All these analytical talks I had with fans kind of ruined the surprise element for me and of course hurt my ego because lots of things didn't match with what I imagined it to be. So now, it's obvious I'm staying miles away from plot discussions from now on. Well...let's see. :)

What is even more terrible is every time I try to have a discussion with a friend who disliked it and ask them what they didn't like about it...they cannot explain it to me. While some did say it was the jokes that they found too vulgar for a family movie. But I had made myself clear in my short review of Ra.One. There is hardly any kids in this world who will ask their parents about gays, boobs, and condoms. In fact the boob scene is copied from Baadshah. It's just that Twinkle Khanna is shorter than Kareena Kapoor. Gay scene, I think this is by far the most decent gay scene ever in a movie. I mean it could have been made in a more vulgar and anti-gay manner but the gay officer's expressions were just perfect. And gay people are not complaining about it, are they? I have not come across any so far. About condoms, dude, in all of the drugstores I have ever been to, all sell condoms in a aisle where baby stuff is sold and that aisle happens to be in the middle of toy and greeting cards aisles. And besides that, what is so vulgar about condoms? My doctor when I was about to turn a teenager, got my father out of the examination room and advised that if I ever wanted to have sex, I should condoms. Now don't call America bad...at least doctors try to control overpopulation here.

About a flawed script...that one I shall cover in my next post. For now, my humble request to all SRK fans, please respect and appreciate Ra.One. I used to be very proud of fellow fans now I am starting to hate you all. We are supposed to be united, not torn apart. I am not being a blind SRK supporter although when it comes to movies, the buck starts and stops at SRK only. I watch non-SRK movies once in a while only. This movie is his dream so stop criticizing someone's dream. You guys are being too critical. Snap out of it and stop taking undue advantage of my patience. My love for Shah Rukh Khan is much more than your hatred for Ra.One. Go and watch the damn movie once again and then open your mouth.

Now box office figures. Records are broken and InshAllah it will continue to earn money because it is not a one time watch movie. And the proof is right in front of your eyes. You have the option of enjoying it or being critical about it because this movie caters to both kinds of people. Enjoy it, good because that's what you are supposed to do! Be critical about it then use your brains more wisely here. This movie is totally flawless, just affected by a bit too poor editing. You just have to push your brain a little and use the gift of Google to research a bit. Here, I'll give the keywords for you: Mind Control, Ravan, Ram, Artificial Intelligence, Video Games, Virtual World, Waves, Pixels, and Law of Attraction.

This movie is supposed to be an experience. Now it has turned into a personal experience. Nobody in this Earth can possibly connect to G.One besides Spiderman, Superman, Chitti, Krrish, Iron Man but they are all fantasies. But it is possible to connect if you think of G.One as yourself, the protective brother, sister, friend, mother, father, daughter, son, boyfriend, girlfriend of your family. Surely you can connect to Prateek, Shekhar and Sonia but only if your mind allows you to. Y'all minds are definitely controlled by evils surrounding this world. Dedicate some time to your religion and seek refuge by praying to the Almighty up there rather than spending time on social networks and criticizing Ra.One.

Then there are people who are giving suggestions as to how this movie could have been cheesier and more emotional for the Indian audience. I believe this movie is pretty balanced on emotions and humor too. Most superhero movies I have watched are oh my gosh so cheesy and emotional! It takes the macho ness out of its genre. Glad that wasn't the way with Ra.One. Although yes I did cry when Shekhar dies and I was anticipating it because I knew that would happen but the way Shekhar lies to Ra.One that he is Lucifer was enough to get my H2O+NhCl flowing. Thanks to my knowledge about the plot, I had to hold back my tears when Prateek tells Sonia that his dad and him live in the same home, he can tell him tomorrow. Because Shekhar wouldn't be back.

Now a message to fans liked the movie, let's not insult fellow fans by saying they are not SRK fans at all. God knows why they didn't like it but fighting with each other, we are hurting Shah Rukh Khan. If they didn't like, let's discuss why they didn't like it. Don't let your blood boil right away. I know it's tough to do and I myself have failed...I failed so terribly I had to unfollow a few on Twitter. But still try to control your anger. Use what you understood from the movie to calmly explain it to those who didn't understand it. Ever heard of helping? I'm sure we all have done such activities in school to polish our skills of helping others. Trust me, telling someone who loves SRK that he/she is not a fan is the biggest insult ever and it hurts extremely bad.

Well I have said a lot and feel much lighter now.

Good: Actor or Human?

A question has been lurking in my mind, is Shah Rukh a better actor or a better human? Again this post is one of the kind of posts where I try to answer my own question. This one is tough but then it's also simple and easy. Let's see how my brain answers it.

Shah Rukh as an actor

99.99% of Shah Rukh's fans got to know him through his movies which also includes me. Having done a variety of movies, he is well known to most of us as the romantic Raj of DDLJ or Rahul of Darr. To many international fans, he is known as the simple and powerful Rizvan of MNIK or again Rahul but of K3G. Basically movies are an excuse and ticket for his fans and future fans to discover him. In his movies, he can act as a sweet simpleton to a dangerous and most wanted King of the underworld. But what is he behind the cameras?

Shah Rukh as a human

Only a handful of people know how Shah Rukh as a human is. But his fans know him too, not sure how many but most of us know and understand him through the numerous interviews he's given throughout his career. But I feel there is a lot more we can know about. Yes, I am one of those who can never get enough of this man. "Yeh Dil Maange More" is my motto for him. Which in English means "This Heart Wants More." He is a really strong person. Not to forget the roles he plays off the camera...father, brother, husband, friend, competitor, businessman and guide to many of us. May Allah always give him success in fulfilling these roles.

Hollywood vs Bollywood

Credit for this gif goes to my twitter friend Ruchin.

All this time, I was expecting people to ignore my other post and start comparing Ra.One to Hollywood superhero flicks but it wasn't partially the case! Instead, we all have now seen comparison of Bollywood critics and Hollywood critics. And also Indian audience and global audience of Ra.One.

A handful...hmm, no...a couple of pinches of Bollywood critics appreciated this praiseworthy movie called Ra.One while about 75% of others bashed it as if there is no tomorrow. On the other hand, critics from Hollywood unexpectedly are giving this movie a thumbs up. What the heck went wrong here?

5 reasons I believe Bollywood critics and audience are messed up:

1. Must have mixed up Ra.One and the two other releases while REVIEWING each of them.
2. I have seen people get drunk on Diwali, maybe too much desi daru for them.
3. Did not understand the movie at all. Hey, only a few people in this world have the guts to admit that they are dumb.
4. Wanted a documentary film on how to make video games and medicine label like warnings of what wrong can happen if programming goes wrong.
5. No heart or desire to wish to see Bollywood improve, in plain words, they are Bollywood's ill wishers.

5 reasons why I believe Hollywood critics and global audience liked the movie:

1. Fact is, this movie is better than most superhero movies made in Hollywood.
2. They don't hold any grudges against Bollywood. Like I said in my comparisons' post that Hollywood never says "Hey you copied us!!"
3. There is no Aamir/Salman in Hollywood to pay critics to trash Ra.One.
4. Tired of crappy remakes, bold anti-Indian cultural and "imaginative" movies.
5. Have the heart to appreciate this noble and honest attempt at a new alien genre.


Well, Ra.One is being loved by most and proof is the cash registers at theaters are ringing without any stopping. After all SRK fans' prayers and love was supposed to win just like the good defeats the evil.

Haters...feel that guiltiness yet? A heavy heart? Do you have shameful eyes yet? No? Okay, continue to hate although you failed. There is another bomb waiting for you on December 23rd which will blast right under your main part if you have one that is. May Allah grant you wisdom and ease your ego a bit because my darling, it's turning you into a ultimate LOSER.

Ra.One screws Bollywood

I watched Ra.One first day first show. And here goes my vision of Bollywood first.

Bollywood is the opposite of a building, buildings go up, Bollywood is built to go down, reaching the lowest level after lowest with each film. Then comes a movie named "Ra.One". It takes a big leap and tries its hand at getting Bollywood "building" to the top like a normal building is supposed to go. Of course, Bollywood's ceiling is broken off now, pissing off and surprising many people.

Don't understand? What I mean to say is Ra.One goes against the low to reach something called the high which Bollywood has literally forgotten. All the low films have changed the audience taste and hence the reaction to Ra.One became mixed. When you eat garbage, I believe your tongue gets green. When you eat something fine after eating garbage for Fridays after Fridays, your tongue will feel weird and change in color because you are not used to fine edibles.

Ra.One is a change. A drastic change in Bollywood. There was never a game in Bollywood that had tables to be turned. Shah Rukh has started the game and he himself just turned it around. The audience and people of Bollywood aren't fast enough to understand it.

OK, enough talk about Bollywood and its audience, let's talk about the movie.

I'll be a sissy and start off with complaints. Firstly, I hated the fact that it was fucking short! Wish it was longer. Secondly, I wanted more of Shekhar. Thirdly, too many scenes were cut off which also happens to relate to my first/second reason. That's pretty much it.

Ra.One is definitely a movie with brains. Me being a little aware of the concept of evil and future might have made me like the movie a lot. The movie has enough twists and turns to keep you on the edge of your seat. Also jokes to make you wanna clap and laugh hard. Yes, there are some scenes and dialogues which are not exactly kid friendly but in a world of computers and all kinds of freedom, I wonder if there will be a kid who watches this movie and question their parents about the certain things mentioned or seen.

Excellent performances by everyone. Special mention for Tom Wu, he was fucking fantastic! Much better than Jackie Chan would have been. Shah Rukh, of course he was great! I had full faith in him for everything and he didn't let me down and went far beyond my expectations. VFX, VFX, VFX...gosh, really? Was this really made in India? No, I think Shah Rukh lied, it was made in a backyard of someone's home in Hollywood. And Anubhav...I have been a fan of his since Tum Bin and with this movie being his 6th movie in 10 years of his directing career, he's grown much faster than idiots can find a way to function their brains correctly.

Now honestly, I need to watch this movie a couple of times more to comment on other aspects of the movie. I just enjoyed this movie during my first watch although I left home after reading tons of analytical and nonsensical stuff. I'll be extremely honest now and harsh. Bollywood does not deserve Ra.One or Shah Rukh Khan. I won't get into comparisons because Ra.One and Shah Rukh Khan are way beyond comparisons.

Anyway, I'm 100% watching it again in 2D and once at least in 3D. I have understood one thing that 3D will be a mind blowing experience.

And let me say it again, Bollywood is screwed now. Ra.One just fucked the shit out of them and their audience. Let's see if Bollywood ever gets back at Ra.One by making something even better than this.

I don't believe in giving stars because I'm not a school teacher nor is Shah Rukh or Team.One my student(s) but if I had to give then it would be 8/10.

When there is a day to go

After waiting for 20 months after MNIK and some 5 years after hearing about Ra.One, the wait comes down to just a couple of hours for many of you! How exciting, right?

Although I don't celebrate Diwali but have fond memories of Diwali thanks to Shah Rukh.

The last being Om Shanti Om. I remember I watched first day last show of it with a couple of drunkards among a full theater room and also for the first time, my full family of parents and 2 sisters. It was great. We all laughed, and enjoyed the movie to the fullest. That was my 2007 Diwali.

The next one was Don. Although I watched it on 24th, Tuesday and it released on 20th October, 2006, it was still a wonderful experience, perhaps the best movie I have ever seen in theaters! Don's evil wit and Roma's vengeance with loads of twists and an unexpected climax made my 2006 Diwali one of the most adventurous! The only thing I regret is that my sisters couldn't accompany my parents and me because they were busy with university. It was also Eid during that time so it was a cherry on the icing! :D

My first Diwali was with Veer Zaara. Watched it a week later its release of Nov. 12th, 2004, meaning on the 20th of November! Boy the theater was so full, the management had to bring in extra chairs to accommodate people! As for my family and I, we didn't get tickets for the showtime we had wanted but a later show! Still it was crowded as hell! We went shopping in between and came back to see that the seats were all nearly full, sparing a few seats on the bottom rows. It was nearly like watching a tennis match...hehe. I remember when Zaara's father got ill in the movie, some idiots started laughing, I was like WHAT THE FUCK?? Of course I didn't know about "WHAT THE FUCK?" back then but a similar reaction.

So these are the three Diwalis I celebrated because of Shah Rukh. Awesome, no? Here's hoping for a even bigger and nicer Diwali this year with Ra.One! Although I'm very much confused about where I'll watch because my local theater is not releasing the movie on Wednesday but no guarantee of releasing on Friday too. But where I used to live before, two theaters there are playing it, one in a variety of languages and while other has 3D! If I don't hear on Wednesday that my local theater won't play it then off I go to spend a weekend in San Francisco area! Whole family and Ra.One all equals to a fantabulous weekend! InshAllah!

Reality Check - Ra.One

In my earlier post, I had written that it's not right to compare Ra.One to Hollywood movies...well, let's dig into this even more! Yeah, I sure do enjoy defending Ra.One. But a recent visit to a unknown forum is the reason why I am writing this post. People are ignorant and here's how.

1. Iron man - Ra.One
Just the name itself "Iron man" gives away that Iron man is made up of iron! Pigheads, where do you see the protagonist of Ra.One a.k.a. G.One wearing anything of iron or something? He wears a rubber suit. And G.One has a face but Iron Man decided to hide his ugly face.

2. Robot (Enthiran) - Ra.One
Robot and video game characters? Really? Robot or Chitti is a android Robot that is always alive. G.One is a video game character that COMES alive. And same goes for Ra.One himself.

3. Tron - Ra.One
Tron's story is like a father and son get into a digital world where they end up having a big life and death journey because of a bad villain. Ra.One's story is where the villain comes OUT of the game into REAL WORLD and wrecks havoc all around just to get hold of the son because the son causes him total misery during game play.

I will leave you these three movies to think about for now. Next Reality Check blog post will be after I have seen Ra.One then I shall research more and shut your big fat mouth.

Now why on earth am I so hyped up about Ra.One and its tasteless comparisons? It's because I have this faith in Shah Rukh and Team.One. I am 100% sure that it won't be shattered and I want everyone to have the same faith...at least fellow SRK fans should. I know my blog posts won't be given a damn next week when all the reviews start coming in but whenever you are in doubt of Shah Rukh and Team.One's work, please refer to my blog before strengthening your doubt.

Ra.One's story tagline is simple yet thoughtful...be careful of what you wish for. And I also believe it has a message of not getting attracted to evil, they are cool but it ain't cool when it becomes a part of your life, not to mention, it's tough to get rid of it too!

Just keep in mind all superheroes have similarities but still Ra.One will be original and I can bet my soul on that.

Reactions to my Comparisons article

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14 Oct

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14 Oct

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Ra.One and its comparisons

Ever since the start of its filming, I have been reading countless amounts of comparisons of Ra.One to Hollywood movies. Having participated in a few discussions on this topic myself, I thought it would be nice to just let out everything in one place. Of course, what better place to do so than here?

Recently I read that Ra.One is a total rip off of numerous Hollywood movies. Ok, if that's what you want to believe then fine. But will you please answer my questions here? And this is aimed strictly at Indians who feel Ra.One is copied from Hollywood movies.

1. Why do you speak English when you have so many languages in India? You are copying us Americans, learn and speak your own language first you bastard.
2. Why is there so much kissing and sex scenes in your movies or even real life? You are copying us Americans, it's our job to kiss and have sex on screen and off, you can stuff your face in your bloody culture!
3. Why do you even watch Hollywood movies when you have your puny Bollywood? You are watching what Americans watch, stop watching it you bitch!
4. Why are you hell bent on comparing your movies to our movies whereas we don't give a fucking damn about your movies? I don't read Hollywood peeps complaining about Bollywood copying them..you keep yapping about "ooh our writers copy this and shit"
5. Why do you wear jeans, shirts, suits, jackets, dresses when you have kurtas, lungis, sarees, salwar kameez and all that? Stop copying our dresses assholes!
6. Dude, I have never seen any superhero movie made in Hollywood that talks about Ram, Raavan and all that Hinduism stuff, have you? Lol, I can't wait to read a comment in the future saying Ramayana and Mahabharat stories are a rip off from Hollywood superhero movies.

Now answer these questions you copycats! Fuck you big time.

Okay, that was the hostile and racist me. Now coming back to Ra.One. Here are the reasons why comparing Ra.One is illogical:

1. All fucking superhero movies are the same! A good man versus a badass, big war, emotional story in between and all ends with bad man's death.
2. You can't make superhero movies without technology involved. Unless it's a home video of your baby flying while you hold him with a cape and mask but even then you'd require a video camera.
3. All superheroes have two different lives. No, I don't mean your life in a bathroom and your life in a bedroom.
4. Ra.One is a different kind of superhero movie because it has songs and dance, biggest fact that sets Bollywood and Hollywood apart.
5. Ra.One has a longer duration than any other superhero movie. LOL, I know...very obvious.

These are just small facts you should consider before making allegations against Ra.One team of copying. Now if you are still itching to compare then be my guest to do so. You know very well, this movie deserves its own limelight because it is special in itself. This movie will explain why Diwali/Dusshera is celebrated in a technological way which is new, right? Or if you're used to the old school ways like listening from your grandparents and all then what to do...

But the biggest question I want to ask is, why the bitching hell does an American citizen need to ask an Indian citizen such stuff? Weren't you born with a brain yourself? I feel Indians are the most patriotic and love their country the most, why can't you just appreciate that you'll be watching a movie like Ra.One which was made right in your country?

If anything you read here was offensive to you, I don't apologize at all! Let me say it again, FUCK YOU IF YOU COMPARE RA.ONE TO ANYTHING ELSE. Stop selling your soul to Hollywood you piece of shit.

Let's review

So far, I have written 7 blog posts on Shah Rukh's body. Let's review a bit:

1. Shah Rukh's Hairstyles!
2. Shah Rukh's Eyes
3. A Rose for a Nose
4. Those Luscious Lips
5. Dimple Khan
6. The Chest
7. Little Lower Down the Body

Now, I'd like to get some feedback. Which post did you like the best? Please let me know. I know most my posts are pretty pathetic, it's because like I said, words don't support my thoughts.

I feel I missed out a few parts like ears, mouth, tongue, adam's apple (voice area)...etc.

Be sure to read upcoming posts about his arms, backside, butt, legs, thighs, shoulders, feet, and nails maybe?

Well, do suggest me what other parts I should write about! :D

50th Blog Post!

Yippee! It's the 50th post now! Feeling great right now. Although I have written 59 posts but 9 are hidden because I couldn't find an end or beginning to them. Yes, I know this blog is supposed to be the tour of my HART where only Shah Rukh resides but I must write them using the correct words, right?

There have been many instances when I have had a lot to say but words didn't support me...heh, I thought my mind could translate my feelings since I think I think in words and not gibberish anymore but guess I was wrong.

Even after writing 50 posts, I still have lots to say so this bitch definitely won't stop here. In fact, there can never be a "the end" to a blog if you are writing about Shah Rukh Khan.

I feel I have let out only 10% of what I have to say about Shah Rukh in these 50 posts. So yeah, involve math and I still have 500 posts more to write but the thing is...my love for Shah Rukh multiplies 1000 times every passing second of my life.

I can't help but say that I'm hopelessly in love with this man. This HART of mine sees no barriers, has no limits, knows nothing but just the fact that Shah Rukh is the owner of it.

Let me just end by saying OFFICIALLY that I drink, sleep, eat, think, love Shah Rukh Khan. Shah Rukh just owns my life fully.

I love you

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Shah Rukh the identity of Indians

Here's a little controversial thought of mine. I strongly believe Shah Rukh is the identity of Indians. Whether you hate him or like him but the fact is that if you go anywhere in this world, you have 60% chance of being greeted with "You are from Shah Rukh's country!"

He has introduced India to the world through his movies. He is the main reason why I have more knowledge of India more than my own USA or Bangladesh!

I believe India should be proud of him but then again, there are spoilers...meaning haters who in actual have no brain or even a single idea of how Shah Rukh is representing India to the whole world.

My case is different though...my family's been exposed to Indian culture or whole India since way before even I was born or Shah Rukh was in Bollywood. But I have read numerous stories from others who are said to have fallen in love with Indian culture and movies after knowing Shah Rukh.

This is the reason why Shah Rukh's movies are always guaranteed to be a blockbuster overseas because he is extremely adored and loved worldwide. I still don't understand experts' worries regarding Indian audience though.

So if you are a Indian, be proud to belong to Shah Rukh's country. If you are a world citizen with a heart, be proud to be a Shah Rukh Khan fan. :)

OK, enough chatter for today and ignoring my exam. :0

A little lower down the body

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After doing that post on chest, it's taken me a while to write about his next external body parts. Wait, who is "his"? Wondering? Still wondering? STOP READING!

OK, so my bad. I didn't put the best chest pic for my last post. So we'll fulfill all desires with this post!

In this post, let's talk about his waist, abs and nipples. And you know very well how short my posts are when it comes to his body because words fall short to describe his external beauty. Here we go with one liners!

His waist: Oh baby, that waist can move. Do you see the 2nd picture? The way he is leaning, and showing his D&G underwear? Give me a word to describe this.

His abs: Well, the origin of these abs go back to 2007 when Shah Rukh decided to tone up his already hunky self. We'll get to see more just a few days later in Ra.One.

His nipples: Just noticed a few days back that his nipples look like the black dot(s) parents put on children to protect from evil.

Well, that's it. Now leave me alone with these pics!

MNIK California Locations

Being shot in California, especially Bay Area, I thought I'd do some research on the locations where MNIK was shot. Here is my report!

1. Tarun Mansukhani's electronics' shop in Downtown LA
2. Karma Salon in SF (Mason/Pacific) Now restaurant Lalola Bar De Tapas
3. American Autistic Society, is actually Autistic Society of America (San Carlos)
4. Banville home, Westover Ct/Westover Dr (Pleasant Hill)
5. diPietro Todd Salon (2239 Filmore St. SF)
6. North Bay Movers, shown during move to Banville. (Sonoma County co. Santa Rosa)
7. Rizwan’s ATM machine (Los Angeles, The Plaza Fire House)
8. Hair By Mandira Khan, supposed to be in Banville (originally is called Spunk Salon in San Francisco, 4147 19th St)
9. I-5 (not sure about which bound)
10. Rizwan's "repair almost anything" sign scene (Rosamond, CA)
11. The Mosque's exterior is actually different than its interior. The Mosque shown is called Masjid Abu Bakr Siddiq (29414 Mission Blvd. Hayward, CA)
12. Mandira lets go of balloons in the field (Morgan Hill, CA) Will find details on which field.
13. Rizwan's sudden affection for Mandira -deleted scene- (Dolores Park, SF)

Misc. locations, reported by media (I need to verify which scenes :P )
Novato, CA

Wave Organ near Crissy Field

Pierce and Hayes

CBS5 studio

Children's Discovery Museum in San Jose

State Capitol, Sacramento *Atlanta capitol in film*

Livermore

Healdsburg  (Greens Drive near Tayman Park golf course) (Healdsburg Plaza) [The unassuming and somewhat ordinary house on Greens Drive, where the film crew is shooting most of the backyard scenes, is owned by former Healdsburg Mayor Lisa Schaffner. Interior scenes are being shot next door.]

Sonoma 

And it's no longer a secret that there is no such city of Banville. The real name is Danville where I don't think the movie was even shot at. Danville is a city in Contra Costa county.

The rest you can figure out. It's funny that Karan put San Francisco and Los Angeles only in the end credits although he shot it all around California. Only wish he'd have shot at my home lol

How do I know all these? I'm a local!

The King and I

Before you get carried away, I am not talking about the movie "The King and I". :p

Well the past few days have been pretty awesome. On the past Thursday, I was fortunate to receive two replies from him. The naughtiness disease that I got in the past few weeks have shown its true colors on that day. Also while getting Ra.One to trend on Twitter, I started trending myself in Mumbai...not sure how, it's still a mystery.

Besides Twitter, I never attempted to send him a letter, message or something anywhere else. It's just that my mind goes 100% blank when my mind gets to know "You will now write a letter or message to SRK". But otherwise I have so much to ask him. So much to talk about. I hope someday I can get over this problem of mine. Why should my mind become blank? He's just a human...whom I love and adore unlimited. In fact, I consider him my son, why should I stutter and shiver while even virtually talking to him?

Sometimes I wish he knew that I exist. I know I sound like a doggie who's hungry for attention (which I am to be honest). If I know he exists for me, shouldn't he know that I exist? But that's the problem, he can't know all about his fans.

It's amazing how over 3 billion people of this world love a man whom they never met before...just his mere presence on the screen is enough to spark happiness on people's face. This is what I call true virtual love. :p

19 days to Ra.One

So so so, 20 months post My Name Is Khan and Ra.One is finally around the corner! This being the longest wait ever for us SRK fans, you know all the wait will be worth it!

Why did I choose to write when there are 19 days remaining? Because I'm 19 years old, hahaha!

So, I'm slowly revealing myself in public nowadays! I have had a lot of fun the past few weeks. From getting Ra.One to trend on twitter to ruthlessly promoting it here and there...this has been my life's most adventurous phase!

I have never been so excited about a movie in my whole life so you can tell Ra.One holds a special place in my HART and life. I have no idea why but I have this "Zamane ko dikha na hain" kind of attitude for this film. It means "Have to show the world". The past couple of months, I have read and heard a lot of rubbish about SRK which made me angry and sparked this fire and stubbornness in me that "I will leave no stone unturned in making Ra.One the biggest blockbuster ever". But it can't be done single handed, right? I need every SRK's fan support.

How can you support me and SRK? Watch Ra.One at a theater, we both won't gain anything but happiness that everyone was able to watch their favorite hero in theaters. In addition to that, Ra.One is a movie you must watch in a theater and no where else because it has awesome stuff in it. How do I know? Because I trust Shah Rukh's 5 or 6 years worth of hard work. Have that faith in him too and you won't be disappointed.

And why watch it for Shah Rukh only? This 2 hrs and 45 minutes film has sweat and blood of over 5,000 workers who spent many sleepless nights to make us a movie that we will enjoy and will never forget. They gave their lives' valuable time to make this movie, why won't you be able to give them 3 hrs to pay back this hard work? How would you feel if you spent days, hours and minutes on something and people don't appreciate or ignore it?

So will you watch Ra.One at a theater in some 19 days?

An SRK fan's biggest wish in life

In a few hours, will have to go and learn how to operate a moving vehicle without any sleep...the last part is my own addition though. But before I go, I just had to get into a deep thinking mode about SRK or any other actor's fans' biggest wish.

For us SRK fans, our biggest wish is to meet him, right? I remember reading an interview of Shah Rukh where he said, no fan of his ever says they would like to sit down and have a chat in length. And all we ask for is his autograph or photograph. I remember being very angry about this because I have read numerous stories of how fans meet Shah Rukh. I guess he hasn't read those stories :)

Each story that I have read, I could conclude from them that they met Shah Rukh for few minutes or less only. But that single moment is so special to them that they end up writing 3 or 4 paragraphs about it or even pages!

Now to talk about us, who still haven't met. First thing, never think negative. If Allah wants then you will surely meet Shah Rukh. As for me, haven't met, didn't try hard enough. One thing I did learn from other fans is that you got to try. After all, Allah helps those who help themselves.

Many fans never got a chance to meet him at all. And yes, I mean late fellow SRK fans (may Allah rest their souls in peace) who wished to meet him but failed.

Now let's talk about Shah Rukh. How many Shah Rukhs are there in this world? One. How many people desire to meet him? Billions. So how does it all sum up? I have no idea.

But I do have to give it up for us fans...we never met him, we never talked to him yet we all love this man to death! I also respect Shah Rukh for always trying to make us happy. He knows very well that the very glimpse of him generates so many smiles worldwide.

Well, I have no idea what I just wrote but understand that this post is dedicated to all fellow SRK fans.

The chest!

First of all, happy October! Ra.One is just a few days away now!

Yes, yes, the post I have been waiting to write is here!

I used to think Shah Rukh is shy to go shirtless. Guess that shyness has been blown away by the humid and warm weather of India. Nowadays, you see his chest so much...so much. It's very pumped up...why shouldn't it be pumped up? Shah Rukh has India's biggest film star ever! The chest is pumped up due to pride and exercise.

While girls are fainting every second due to that tanned sexy chest, I have been just staring it...damn, it grabs my attention right away! And when there is signs of liquid...makes it all the shiny!

You know...it took me hours to write this post...why? You know it so well. I can't even continue to write because my mind is blank.