Ra.One and its comparisons

Ever since the start of its filming, I have been reading countless amounts of comparisons of Ra.One to Hollywood movies. Having participated in a few discussions on this topic myself, I thought it would be nice to just let out everything in one place. Of course, what better place to do so than here?

Recently I read that Ra.One is a total rip off of numerous Hollywood movies. Ok, if that's what you want to believe then fine. But will you please answer my questions here? And this is aimed strictly at Indians who feel Ra.One is copied from Hollywood movies.

1. Why do you speak English when you have so many languages in India? You are copying us Americans, learn and speak your own language first you bastard.
2. Why is there so much kissing and sex scenes in your movies or even real life? You are copying us Americans, it's our job to kiss and have sex on screen and off, you can stuff your face in your bloody culture!
3. Why do you even watch Hollywood movies when you have your puny Bollywood? You are watching what Americans watch, stop watching it you bitch!
4. Why are you hell bent on comparing your movies to our movies whereas we don't give a fucking damn about your movies? I don't read Hollywood peeps complaining about Bollywood copying them..you keep yapping about "ooh our writers copy this and shit"
5. Why do you wear jeans, shirts, suits, jackets, dresses when you have kurtas, lungis, sarees, salwar kameez and all that? Stop copying our dresses assholes!
6. Dude, I have never seen any superhero movie made in Hollywood that talks about Ram, Raavan and all that Hinduism stuff, have you? Lol, I can't wait to read a comment in the future saying Ramayana and Mahabharat stories are a rip off from Hollywood superhero movies.

Now answer these questions you copycats! Fuck you big time.

Okay, that was the hostile and racist me. Now coming back to Ra.One. Here are the reasons why comparing Ra.One is illogical:

1. All fucking superhero movies are the same! A good man versus a badass, big war, emotional story in between and all ends with bad man's death.
2. You can't make superhero movies without technology involved. Unless it's a home video of your baby flying while you hold him with a cape and mask but even then you'd require a video camera.
3. All superheroes have two different lives. No, I don't mean your life in a bathroom and your life in a bedroom.
4. Ra.One is a different kind of superhero movie because it has songs and dance, biggest fact that sets Bollywood and Hollywood apart.
5. Ra.One has a longer duration than any other superhero movie. LOL, I know...very obvious.

These are just small facts you should consider before making allegations against Ra.One team of copying. Now if you are still itching to compare then be my guest to do so. You know very well, this movie deserves its own limelight because it is special in itself. This movie will explain why Diwali/Dusshera is celebrated in a technological way which is new, right? Or if you're used to the old school ways like listening from your grandparents and all then what to do...

But the biggest question I want to ask is, why the bitching hell does an American citizen need to ask an Indian citizen such stuff? Weren't you born with a brain yourself? I feel Indians are the most patriotic and love their country the most, why can't you just appreciate that you'll be watching a movie like Ra.One which was made right in your country?

If anything you read here was offensive to you, I don't apologize at all! Let me say it again, FUCK YOU IF YOU COMPARE RA.ONE TO ANYTHING ELSE. Stop selling your soul to Hollywood you piece of shit.