Friday, September 30, 2011

Like or Love Shah Rukh?

Do I like or love Shah Rukh? That's a billion dollar question now! Well, here's me trying to answer my own question.

What is love and like?

Love definitions:
1. a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person.
2. a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend.
3. sexual passion or desire.
4. a person toward whom love is felt; beloved person; sweetheart.

My thoughts on the definitions
1. Hmm...passion...I do have a passion for SRK...and he is a person, but I love animals too...by the way what is passion now?
2. Deep affection for a child or friend or parent...he isn't anything to me, no wait, I'm not anything to him although I go around saying I'm his mother. But I have a deep attachment to him...no, not the email attachment type.
3. Sexual what?? Not for me...no, no, no, no.
4. Sweetheart..is Shah Rukh's heart sweet? Edible? Can I eat it? Let me become a savage then.

Like definitions:
1. to take pleasure in; find agreeable or congenial: We all liked the concert.
2. to regard with favor; have a kindly or friendly feeling for (a person, group, etc.); find attractive: His parents like me and I like them.
3. to wish or prefer: You can do exactly as you like while you are a guest here.
My thoughts:
1. Pleasure...reminds me of alcohol...and Shah Rukh is one alcohol which doesn't harm you but is very intoxicating.
2. Friendly feeling...me and Shah Rukh are friends? Really?
3. Yes!! I prefer Shah Rukh over me any day!
So what exactly is my feeling? I likely love him. :)

Is Shah Rukh energetic or Energetic is Shah Rukh?

He's a human. He has one of the most hectic lives in this earth. Yet he can take on the world even after working for 24 hours and still win with a smile.

He is our Shah Rukh Khan. Let me quote a few of his tweets from this month.
For those who think my energy is comparable to anyone else's...I have only one thing to say...u have a lot to learn baby!! Ha ha

distinction between nite & day waning. having dinner at 6 am. energy levels still high. joules to joules i can take on anyone & still smile.

Yes, the line you read at the beginning of this post is not mine, it belongs to our man...I just did what journalists do...play around the words and added some.

His energy gives me goosebumps but at the same time makes me believe that yeah, Superman does exist. Like he says, his energy is incomparable. He can do anything then go home with a smile and not a "I've have had a long day" look. I wish I had even a pinch of the energy he has. And due to this energy, people and time fail to keep up with him making it a reason for people to feel envious of Shah Rukh.

What is the secret behind his energy? I have no idea but I have a theory behind it. I feel that he gets unlimited energy because his intentions are noble. I know, we all have noble intentions like cleaning home, doing work, having sex and all. But at one point, you do get tired, right? But this man doesn't get tired...why is that? It's because he works 24/7 in order to make us, his family and friends happy. Just think about it...

He made me believe that if your intention is noble then nothing can stop you...not even your body. And it is pretty much true. Worked for me.

This past year, I have been fortunate to apply such theories in my life or to be specific, SRK theories of mine. Whether it was to take care of someone I love or to leave a smile on people's face...I achieved success!

Now coming back to his energy....let's end this post by saying may Allah always always keep him this energetic and give him power to fulfill his wishes.

And I apologize for the quirky title :p

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Ra.One and the excitement

Just a couple of days remaining for us to watch our hero at theaters! Very exciting, right?

Promotions are in full swing, you won't hear anymore that Shah Rukh is home, he's either going live every other evening to nearly kill us or something. The sky will become the limit on this Saturday when Shah Rukh will be seen on 3 different channels, 3 different shows, nearly at the same time! In addition to that, Kolkata Knight Riders playing before the shows! What a day it will be! While this has been my dream, to see Shah Rukh all over the TV, now my brain stops supporting me on how I will manage it all. But these are already scheduled, who knows what else might await us?

I have actually forgotten about the whole movie because of the promotions going on and the kind of promotions going on is actually way beyond what I could have imagined.

Unfortunately, most of the promotional things are India only which is pretty sad, since I'm living in USA but still...trying to do my own promoting which is fun in its own way but I can only plan and put them to action if I'm able to go offline which is so not possible.

Just like any other fellow SRK fan, I have lost my sleep over Ra.One, don't know if it is any kind of worry, excitement or something else but it's a fact. Maybe it is a fear of falling behind...

Anyway, have not been able to focus on anything other than Ra.One, it has become my life, not even a part of it, but my whole fucking life! Now I am starting believe that if you cannot appreciate Ra.One, you are not appreciating me. And if you don't appreciate me, FUCK OFF or come in front of me, I promise to demolish your body...I am much stronger than you can imagine. I also won't hesitate to insult, whoever you are, whatever age you are...

Well, it felt nice to write out my feelings just now! I got more to say, but later. ;)

Thursday, September 22, 2011

Can you be Shah Rukh Khan?

I always wonder how anyone can be Shah Rukh Khan...of course not possible since he's a original piece without any cloning...not face wise but everything else wise.

Being SRK is a tough job, agree? No? Alright, here's a breakdown.

Will you be able to love your family? I think most of you will say yes. Who doesn't love their family? I know I do!

Will you be able to bind your family in spite of any busy schedule? Of course, you'll say yes! It's easier said than done!

Will you be able to acquire and share your knowledge of anything with the world? Hah! I ain't no teacher!

Will you be able to bear minimum 500 flashes of camera if you go out in public suddenly? I know I'd turn blind immediately.

Will you be able to forget your cell phones and computers for longer than 9 hours? Me and staying from twitter? HECK NO! I stayed 3 days away and it felt like I forgot to breathe.

Will you be able to ignore your friends so you can work? That's so geeky...ignore life for friends, huh!

Will you be able to play new roles all your life? Surreeee! But make sure it's not me!

Will you be able to take criticism? Hmmm....

Will you be able to give smiles and kisses to your fans who nearly busted your ear drums? I'm an actor so yes.

Will you be able to multitask? Oh yeah, definitely! Let me grow my second pair of legs, arms and eyes!

Will you be able to sleep say for an average of 4 hours daily or even less? I'm not an insomniac.

Will you be able to smile through any challenge of your life? Depends on what kinda challenge it is.

Will you be able to love your wife exactly how you loved her 20 years ago even after working with numerous perhaps even more beautiful women? I don't know.

Will you be able to spend any amount of money for those who need immediate surgeries and not brag about it? I can't help but brag.

Will you be able to work all day and night then come home to listen to your kids' stories? Dude, I need sleep!

Will you be able to work selflessly without expecting anything? I wonder if it's possible in this world..

Will you be able to leave a part of you everywhere you go? Do hair-fall count?

Will you be able to win the hearts of billions? If I'm good, then surely!

Will you be able to handle death threats without freaking out? Yeah, I have security.

Will you be able to brush off controversies without getting pissed off? If it's not a nasty one, sure!

Will you be able to handle numerous defeats of your cricket team? Yep, I'm making money at least!

Will you be able to look hot even after not sleeping for days and working nonstop? Now that depends...

Will you be able to live a nearly privacy-free life? Yeah, at least I'll have my bathroom to myself!

Will you be able to lift any weight woman any day? Well, I'll be bodybuilding so surely!

Will you be able to rest in peace knowing you have occasional aggressive haters? I already answered that...I got security!

Will you be able to please a majority of at least 2 billion people? You're making me nervous.

Will you be able to stay as Shah Rukh Khan for your whole life and never reveal a line of frustration on your forehead?

That's all. Think about it, then ask yourself, can I be Shah Rukh Khan?

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Theaters

I didn't watch any film in theater until 2004. Guess what was the first movie I watched in theater? :)

Here is a list of films I have watched in theaters:

1. Main Hoon Na...Major Ram!
2. Veer-Zaara...Pilot Veer!
3. Swades...NASA Project Manager Mohan!
4. Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna...Soccer stud Dev!
5. Don...the deadly Don!
6. Chak De! India...Coach Kabir!
7. Om Shanti Om...Junior Artist Om/Superstar Om!
8. Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi...Punjab Power employee Suri/Garage owner Raj! *TWICE*
9. My Name Is Khan...Multi-talented Rizwan!

Coming up, InshAllah:
10. Ra.One...video game designer Shekhar/Superhero G.One!
11. Don 2...dushmano ka baap, Don!

In between, I watched only one non-SRK film which was Taare Zameen Pe in 07...ok, but it felt weird to not see Shah Rukh :p

Do I need to say anything about my experiences? I have loved Shah Rukh portraying different roles each and every time.

Thursday, September 15, 2011

The A+ SRK essay

During my last year in high school, I wrote a essay about Shah Rukh and got a A+ for it! That's my best essay I have written in life! Here is, enjoy!

There was a special moment in my life, it might have been the best moment ever but since I have only lived for eighteen years, I guess I cannot completely call it the best moment but currently it is my best moment of my life.
It was not long ago. I woke up in the morning but did not get enough sleep feeling anxious. During that time, I was very excited and super hyper because my favorite hero was in town, well, nearby. I love him so much that words fall extremely short to describe it. My parents tell me that I act like his mother. I actually like to keep up to date news of him and his whereabouts. I get angry when someone bullies him, or says something offensive about him. I just cannot tolerate anything bad happening to him. My love for him is such that sometimes I feel like protecting him from the world when he is surrounded by unnecessary controversies and humiliation.
He has been acting in movies since the time I was born. I have loved him for a long time and it was time that God gave me a chance to meet him. Anyway, that day had finally arrived but it was not so easy. The whole day I spent trying to meet him was the most hectic and painful yet fun and most memorable day of my life.
He is such a big movie star that he has to have tons of security around him. One or two dozen is not even enough for him. Anyway, I freshened up and had breakfast. Then I got dressed, I wore light clothes but enough to cover me from rain. I packed a small backpack with some food and water. I also took my camera, cell phone, paper, pen, small umbrella and about $42 dollars with change. He was in town to shoot for a movie. Thinking about how things might go today, I walked to the bus stop and rode the bus to the BART station. Many thoughts were floating around in my mind, mostly negative thoughts. Will I meet him? Will the security let me see him? How will I meet him? Where will I meet him? Did I bring the paper for an autograph? What about the camera to take a picture? What if the camera stops working? Did I bring extra batteries? Such thoughts polluted my mind and left my body a little wet thanks to perspiration.
Anyway, I got to the BART station and took a train towards San Francisco since that is where he was shooting. Same thoughts as I stated above were again leaving wrinkles of worry on my forehead. Once I arrived at the Powell Street station, I got off and started walking out of the station. Since it was a weekend, there were less people at the station. After getting out of the station, I decided to walk around. I was not sure as to where exactly they were shooting since such things are kept secret to avoid unnecessary disturbance.
After walking around for 27 minutes, I got tired and decided to take rest. There was a coffee shop at the street where I stopped. So I decided to go in and buy myself a small cup of coffee. After going in, I saw two huge men sitting at the right side, sipping coffee. One of the men looked familiar. Then I thought that I’d sit close to them because I was starting to think that these men are perhaps my favorite actor’s bodyguards. I got my small cup of coffee and sat next to them. They did not talk at all and left within ten minutes after I took a sit beside them. The little hope I had nurtured was finished. But it was my fault that I did not ask them anything and the reason I kept quiet is because I thought they might not tell me anything at all.
I finished my cup of coffee and left the shop. Then I decided to walk straight down the road. I think I walked 2 miles at least and the road was just not coming to an end! There was a park on the left side of the road so I crossed the road and went inside the park. I sat down and next to me, there was a couple sitting. They are talking about my favorite man! From what I heard, they were also trying to meet him but were not allowed to see him. So I thought I’d go up to them and start a discussion or join them in their quest to meet our favorite guy, after all, all three of us had the same destination. So I talked to them and I learned that our favorite guy’s hotel was nearby and he is at the hotel right now. I felt ecstatic hearing that I was so close to him. But also felt sad that there was little chance of seeing him today since they were told that he would be staying in his room for the rest of the day since he caught a bad cold.
I was quite disappointed and felt sympathetic thinking my poor hero is battling a cold today. After leaving the park, I decided to go to a drugstore to buy a medicine which always works for me when I get a bad cold. I left the drugstore and went to the hotel where he was staying. I seriously wished that I had enough money with me so I could book a room at the hotel but no. I was feeling a little nervous about the fact if the hotel staff would even let me in. By then, it started to rain quite hard and I was wet and shivering since I wore light clothes. Seeing the condition I was in, the hotel staff let me in. I sat down in the lobby where it was warm but I was sneezing and already had a runny nose. I had to break the pack of medicine I had bought for my hero. Then I started thinking the reasons as to why he got the cold. Maybe he had a rain scene to shoot for?
It was now 3 at noon. I spent the time at the hotel lobby where I had lunch, a little nap and talked to my family back at home. They were quite worried but I told them that I will not come back until the day ends. I could not say that I will not get back until I meet my hero since that sounded a bit over the top that time because there was little hope of him coming out of his bedroom to meet the numerous fans waiting for him outside the hotel. Yes, I forgot to mention that there were other people waiting to see him other than me. But they were not allowed to come in, only those who were at the hotel to book a room or hotel’s customers were allowed in. A few people pretended to book a room but were soon taken out of the hotel. The hotel made an exception for me since I was wet and shivering in cold and they felt sympathetic with me. Even after I felt better, I stayed there and thankfully, they let me stay there.
Hours went by but no glimpse of my hero. I started to feel that I should get back to home now since it was becoming dark. But I still stayed. Many people from the crowd outside the hotel were starting to leave since there was wind blowing hard with the rain. But after a while, tons of people were coming out from the elevator. What’s happening? My hero was coming!! Finally, he came out of his room. He was so charming; he gave flying kisses and waved at the crowd with love. Since I was in the lobby, I was left behind while he went outside but I could see his hands and hair. His hands were so big and hair, light brown with black. He was wearing a black jacket. I really wished I was the tallest person there but no, my height did not support my eagerness to see him. After ten minutes, he was coming back in the hotel and I got ready with my camera to click his photo since that was the least I could do. But since my height was so bad, I hit one of his bodyguard’s arms and my camera fell. It did not break but was not turning on and he was leaving in full speed! What to do now? I waited the whole day to get his glimpse and now I return home with a broken camera and heart? No, God cannot be so cruel with me!
Then I pleaded to the hotel staff to tell my hero to meet me just once. They were not consenting at all. I started crying so hard that the people who were at the lobby were all looking at me in sympathy. Then they also requested the staff on behalf of me. The manager came out and he felt sympathetic with me after hearing that I was wet and cold and waited the whole day to see my hero including the part about my broken camera. Then he personally went up to my hero’s room and requested him to come out and meet me. He is so humble; he immediately agreed and came down to meet me.
Now my goal was achieved. My hero was right in front of me. My eyes were still wet; he wiped my tears and gave a warm hug. His nose was stuffed and I could hear it. Then he kissed my forehead as well. Then I told him how my day went and I asked him about his day. He told me that he had been lying in the bed all the day and slept for a long time after ages. Then I blurted out that I had a gift for him but I had actually forgotten to bring the gift with me. It was a perfume named, “King”. Since he is known as the King so I thought I’d give him that. But then, I took out the medicine package. I was just shocked at what I took out! He laughed a little then I told him that this medicine will get rid of his cold very soon, it worked on me then it would work on him as well. He seemed a bit nervous since I guess that was the first time somebody gifted him medicine. Of course, he could not trust me completely that I would be giving him cold medicine, it can be poison too. But he took the gift and put it in his pocket and also gave me an autograph. Then he told me that he has to get back to his room now since he has a meeting to attend. We hugged and he left. I was still in shock. I met my hero? Really? But no, I really did meet my hero whose name is Khan, Shah Rukh Khan.
Then I thanked the manager and everyone present there and left with a giant smile on my face. Even the rain seemed like rose petals to me and I just walked without thinking anything. I got to the BART station and took a train to my home town. The bus service was closed so I called up my parents to come pick me up. Then I got home and told everyone about my magical journey. I put the autograph in a frame but I still have not been able to fix my camera, I guess it is star struck…

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Ra.One Music

So yesterday we witnessed a grand music launch online. Yes, it was delayed and all but at least we got to see it! I stayed awake the whole time because it was my sleeping time. Anything for Shah Rukh!

Earlier, the music album was leaked online. Very sad but I didn't download it, I just listened to it because I will be buying the CD and wearing it out hearing nonstop! Having promised my shopkeeper, Shah Rukh and Anubhav, there is no backing out.

Overall, I'm in love with the album. Like I said on twitter, every track in the album sounds like a slap on haters' face and heavenly to us fans! The songs grow on you and you'll get addicted to it very quickly!

Ra.One CDs are set to hit the market in India by 19th of September and on Itunes this 17th September! Never opt out for pirated downloads. Piracy is a crime and you could be arrested for downloading illegal music. Trust me, I have read plenty of stories on this.

Just remember, if Shah Rukh can invest over 100 crore rupees in making a movie, why can't you spend $7 on a CD of that movie? Don't insult the work of thousands of people involved in making this movie. Because remember one thing, if you do illegal stuff, not only can you get in trouble but the one above will make sure you are put in a similar situation in future. :)

In honor of Ra.One, I am holding a contest on Twitter for my followers to win a Ra.One CD! It's a quiz based raffle like contest! Will put more info later.

Enjoy some epic and awesome music when it's in market! My CD may come next Friday! I so can't wait! :D

Saturday, September 10, 2011

How much I love you

I don't know but I want to say a lot to Shah Rukh today...here's an open letter to him!

Dear King,

I just wanted to say I love you. I love you very very much. I know you have heard this from other fans a lot of times. Nobody is shy to tell you "I love you." But I am. You had said it in MNIK, it's easier to write I love you than to say. I don't have Asperger Syndrome but my shyness stops me. Don't know when we will meet each other but I'm sure you have heard my name "sonataca" already. In fact you have a t shirt with my signature on it. And maybe some of your contacts have shown my frequent tweets about you. :)

Your birthday is approaching and my sister's birthday falls on the same day as yours. For that she believes that her knee pain was because of you because coincidentally, when your knee pain started, hers did too! She wanted to sue you, hehe. Sorry, I will not be able to send you a gift this birthday...I'll be broke after Ra.One then I must save up for Don 2. But know this, you have my daily, minutely love and kisses :)

I want you to know that don't be nervous about Ra.One. I am 100% sure it is a fantastic movie and we will all love it! Like I had said, I have taken to my heart your saying "every penny matters"...so I have been thinking of ways to promote Ra.One in my area. Trust me, I will work hard! What I like about this area is the people here are quite open to any kind of movies. You have been here in the past, during MNIK, you shot at Sacramento Capitol Building! So sad I couldn't be there and I missed you at San Francisco as well. But it makes me happy that you breathed the same air as me in 2009.

Lots of love,
Sonataca

Friday, September 9, 2011

Ra.One next month


So guys, the latest trailer and promos have totally won my heart! As if it didn't do it earlier but the long wait had got me a little frustrated! Here are my feelings for the promos and trailer!

Chammak Challo, the song I have been waiting to see ever since the leaked audio! And I'm not at all disappointed! Kareena's looking beautiful and I just love her part in the promo! No way will I leave out our coolster G.One! He's dashing! The song is all about expressions and attitude, we can see both Shah Rukh and Kareena rock it!

Dildara, I couldn't find any words at the beginning to describe the beauty of this song. Me, being a fan of "Stand By Me", I couldn't have asked for anything better! I personally hate all the rest versions other than original one but Dildara has won my heart. The scenes are very cute. It's about Shekhar/G.One-Sonia's relationship...very sweet!

Latest trailer, three words...OH MY GOD! Now that's what I call a fabulous trailer! 1 minute has said so much about the movie! Now what do you think went through me when I watched this trailer for the first at 9 am in the morning??? All sleep lost! It took me a while to go back to sleep.

Latest poster, this poster looks epic with G.One's 6 pack abs! Sorry I was too focused on Shah Rukh's abs so I could not give attention to Kareena. :)

Overall, I had full faith in this movie since day 1. You see, I have a lot of trust in Shah Rukh, that's why I'm his fan in the first place because he never lets me down. I have always believed this man can portray any role in this world, isn't that true? If I were to give an unbiased comment on him, people would still find it biased because if there are words to be written on Shah Rukh, they always have to be nice because believe it or not, a man like Shah Rukh exists in this world where goodness is overshadowed over evil. But with Shah Rukh, it's different. He's a good man and his actions are never EVER overshadowed by evil.

In my next post, for my own convenience, I'll be posting all the Ra.One trailers and promos we have seen so far.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Baadshah of the World - A minor breakdown

It is a known and ignored fact that Shah Rukh has billions of fans worldwide. I decided to take one place where I visit for all SRK news, a forum named, PlanetSRK. I love it there a lot and it's immensely diverse. Here is a list of countries where SRK fans live (I am listing those who mentioned their country):

USA-28
Germany-39
Singapore-3
Belgium-2
Sri Lanka-3
Netherlands-10
Russia-
Malaysia-8
Iran-5
UAE-3
Scotland-1
Morocco-8
UK-10
Indonesia-8
India-10
Australia-4
Sweden-5
Reunion-4
Peru-3
France-10
Canada-7
Italy-1
Mauritius-1
Chile-2
South Africa-5
China-1
Egypt-9
Pakistan-4
Switzerland-2
Turkey-4
Poland-5
Azerbaijan-1
Kuwait-2
Tajikistan-1
Monaco-2
Colombia-1
Saudi Arabia-2
Bulgaria-1
Palestine-1
Ireland-1
Greece-1
Romania-4
Qatar-1
Mali-1
Tunisia-1
New Zealand-1
Moldova-1
Algeria-1
Bahrain-2
Argentina-1
Croatia-1
Israel-1
Ukraine-1

I have not been able to include all member because I am little busy but still this is a great variety of country. Getting to know so many people from all around the world makes me believe that Shah Rukh truly holds the power to unite the world!

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Shah Rukh's autograph


I have been fortunately enough to able to have Shah Rukh's original autograph, all thanks to Allah and Asian Variety Show (AVS).

The crazy fan I am, I had bought the CD of Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi after looking up and down, right and left! So when I was entering the contest to win this CD, I didn't even read that it would be autographed by Shah Rukh but still I entered since I knew the answer :)

Then one fine cloudy saturday afternoon (24th Jan. 2009 at 2 something pm to be exact) I went to check mail, and I had the biggest surprise of my life waiting in the mailbox! I opened it while coming back home, it was a Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi CD, I was like, hmmph! A used CD?? Because the wrapper was off and it had scratches on the cover. I opened the case and saw the CD. Wee, it's a CD, what's the big deal? Then I looked at the left side and saw some scribblings...since it was in black and the background was black too. After a while I realized it was Shah Rukh's autograph!!

When I got home, and showed to it my sister, my sister told me not to touch it because it had fingerprints which we assumed belonged to Shah Rukh so ever since then I have kept it in its original bubble envelope and if I have to check it, I wear gloves.

It was the best surprise of my life. I'll treasure this autograph forever. Earlier I have had the printed autographed posters, two from OSO CD and DVD and 1 from Josh DVD.

Hope some day I get a autograph with my name :)

*Just now while writing this post, I checked it because I had doubt whether it belonged to Shah Rukh or Anushka because I totally ignored what I'd get while entering the contest. All this because I already had a CD!

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Dimple Khan


One of the several things that make Shah Rukh handsome are his dimples. Agree with me?

According to my little research on the net, dimples are visible indentation of the skin caused by the facial muscle called zygomaticus major. They can be seen when a person talks or smiles.

Anyhow, the fact is that Shah Rukh's are the cutest dimples I have seen! I have tried to form dimples...I got little ones now :)