I always wonder how anyone can be Shah Rukh Khan...of course not possible since he's a original piece without any cloning...not face wise but everything else wise.
Being SRK is a tough job, agree? No? Alright, here's a breakdown.
Will you be able to love your family? I think most of you will say yes. Who doesn't love their family? I know I do!
Will you be able to bind your family in spite of any busy schedule? Of course, you'll say yes! It's easier said than done!
Will you be able to acquire and share your knowledge of anything with the world? Hah! I ain't no teacher!
Will you be able to bear minimum 500 flashes of camera if you go out in public suddenly? I know I'd turn blind immediately.
Will you be able to forget your cell phones and computers for longer than 9 hours? Me and staying from twitter? HECK NO! I stayed 3 days away and it felt like I forgot to breathe.
Will you be able to ignore your friends so you can work? That's so geeky...ignore life for friends, huh!
Will you be able to play new roles all your life? Surreeee! But make sure it's not me!
Will you be able to take criticism? Hmmm....
Will you be able to give smiles and kisses to your fans who nearly busted your ear drums? I'm an actor so yes.
Will you be able to multitask? Oh yeah, definitely! Let me grow my second pair of legs, arms and eyes!
Will you be able to sleep say for an average of 4 hours daily or even less? I'm not an insomniac.
Will you be able to smile through any challenge of your life? Depends on what kinda challenge it is.
Will you be able to love your wife exactly how you loved her 20 years ago even after working with numerous perhaps even more beautiful women? I don't know.
Will you be able to spend any amount of money for those who need immediate surgeries and not brag about it? I can't help but brag.
Will you be able to work all day and night then come home to listen to your kids' stories? Dude, I need sleep!
Will you be able to work selflessly without expecting anything? I wonder if it's possible in this world..
Will you be able to leave a part of you everywhere you go? Do hair-fall count?
Will you be able to win the hearts of billions? If I'm good, then surely!
Will you be able to handle death threats without freaking out? Yeah, I have security.
Will you be able to brush off controversies without getting pissed off? If it's not a nasty one, sure!
Will you be able to handle numerous defeats of your cricket team? Yep, I'm making money at least!
Will you be able to look hot even after not sleeping for days and working nonstop? Now that depends...
Will you be able to live a nearly privacy-free life? Yeah, at least I'll have my bathroom to myself!
Will you be able to lift any weight woman any day? Well, I'll be bodybuilding so surely!
Will you be able to rest in peace knowing you have occasional aggressive haters? I already answered that...I got security!
Will you be able to please a majority of at least 2 billion people? You're making me nervous.
That's all. Think about it, then ask yourself, can I be Shah Rukh Khan?
Being SRK is a tough job, agree? No? Alright, here's a breakdown.
Will you be able to love your family? I think most of you will say yes. Who doesn't love their family? I know I do!
Will you be able to bind your family in spite of any busy schedule? Of course, you'll say yes! It's easier said than done!
Will you be able to acquire and share your knowledge of anything with the world? Hah! I ain't no teacher!
Will you be able to bear minimum 500 flashes of camera if you go out in public suddenly? I know I'd turn blind immediately.
Will you be able to forget your cell phones and computers for longer than 9 hours? Me and staying from twitter? HECK NO! I stayed 3 days away and it felt like I forgot to breathe.
Will you be able to ignore your friends so you can work? That's so geeky...ignore life for friends, huh!
Will you be able to play new roles all your life? Surreeee! But make sure it's not me!
Will you be able to take criticism? Hmmm....
Will you be able to give smiles and kisses to your fans who nearly busted your ear drums? I'm an actor so yes.
Will you be able to multitask? Oh yeah, definitely! Let me grow my second pair of legs, arms and eyes!
Will you be able to sleep say for an average of 4 hours daily or even less? I'm not an insomniac.
Will you be able to smile through any challenge of your life? Depends on what kinda challenge it is.
Will you be able to love your wife exactly how you loved her 20 years ago even after working with numerous perhaps even more beautiful women? I don't know.
Will you be able to spend any amount of money for those who need immediate surgeries and not brag about it? I can't help but brag.
Will you be able to work all day and night then come home to listen to your kids' stories? Dude, I need sleep!
Will you be able to work selflessly without expecting anything? I wonder if it's possible in this world..
Will you be able to leave a part of you everywhere you go? Do hair-fall count?
Will you be able to win the hearts of billions? If I'm good, then surely!
Will you be able to handle death threats without freaking out? Yeah, I have security.
Will you be able to brush off controversies without getting pissed off? If it's not a nasty one, sure!
Will you be able to handle numerous defeats of your cricket team? Yep, I'm making money at least!
Will you be able to look hot even after not sleeping for days and working nonstop? Now that depends...
Will you be able to live a nearly privacy-free life? Yeah, at least I'll have my bathroom to myself!
Will you be able to lift any weight woman any day? Well, I'll be bodybuilding so surely!
Will you be able to rest in peace knowing you have occasional aggressive haters? I already answered that...I got security!
Will you be able to please a majority of at least 2 billion people? You're making me nervous.
Will you be able to stay as Shah Rukh Khan for your whole life and never reveal a line of frustration on your forehead?
That's all. Think about it, then ask yourself, can I be Shah Rukh Khan?
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